June 2009
1 post
February 2009
7 posts
I should be sleeping now
Rules of the Game
Wait two days to call (can’t seem too eager early on).
Schedule a Wednesday dinner - Never a Sunday or Monday (those are “her” nights) or a Friday or a Saturday (those are “bars” nights).
Text on Thursday, tell her you’re out of town this weekend (preferrably ‘snowboarding with the boys’)
If you like her, schedule date #2 on a Thursday (this is...
"Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm... →
WatchHappy Birthday Chris Farley!
Name that flick...
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
May 2008
2 posts
Watchgtmcknight: Sad Kermit - Needle in the Hay (Elliott Smith Cover)
April 2008
19 posts
why, oh why, can't I fall asleep? →
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care”
– Peter Gibbons
Benny the Bully →
this is funny. looks like Benny’s in trouble…
“I’m not going to be able to play next season”
– Patrick Cowan, who will undergo surgery to repair a damaged ACL.
“living well is the best revenge.”
– george herbert
I'm so tired.
what’s wrong with me? i need sleep. baaaaadly.
time to panic? nah…
so many wizards, so little time. these guys are...
fact: me no like con law
Truism of the day →